Dressed in lingerie, bodies grinding together as you both reach climax. The intensity before during and even after offers a unique form of intoxication. Sex is without a doubt, a fun adult activity to engage in. No wonder, so many people form a slight addiction to it.

However, there are many less than sexy things that can happen during sex, here are five unfortunate things that have happened while having sex. Are you guilty of any of these? At least you can laugh about it now and have closure on why they never called again.

And don’t forget to treat yourself with a piece of Erotic Lingerie or Elegant Lingerie coupled with a body harness fashion lingerie or body chain fashion lingerie!

Coming to quick. The age-old disappointment of busting a nut in a less than satisfactory time, often followed by sentiments of, “this never happens”, “you are just so hot” and stories alike.

Spitting in someone’s mouth. While this can certainly prove hot for many people, the distinct taste of saliva is not one that everyone enjoys and should be done when consent is achieved.

Dirty talking. Ahh, this is a tricky and perhaps extremely hilarious one. Dirty talking is, like most sexual acts of the fetish variant, a hit or miss. Some people are just not into it, or maybe not into the kind of dirty talk. Some people don’t mind being called whores but don’t want to be called mom. Consent should always be achieved beforehand on what a person finds desirable.

Roleplay. Oh lord. This is so common it is extremely hilarious to me. People who decide mid-intercourse that they want to role play are certainly interesting. The awkward switch is never welcome. Make sure whatever role you take is something that has been pre-approved by your partner.

Farting during sex. I can only laugh. Truth is sex can be intense and rough sex takes on a lot of air pressure. This means as embarrassing as it may be, it sorts of a thing that happens. Whether you are farting through your ass from impact, or through your vagina, “quaffing” from the air pressure.

Our bodies do some not so sexy things sometimes, and while it sucks when it happens during sexy time, you gotta dust it off and move on.

 

Bonus act; ripping lingerie. While this is certainly hot to some, ripping lingerie you neither bought nor will replace is a turn off at best and an itch for suicide by murder. Lingerie cost too much for you to be trifling like that.